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You never know where miscellaneous corners of the internet, like Craigslist, will take you. Because there’s nothing sacred when humans are putting the ads out there. You may as well sell your soul to the devil.
Thanks to the boldly named subreddit “r/CrackheadCraigslist,” we now can get the real scope of weirdness going behind the seemingly innocent practice of selling your stuff for cash online. From a Trump voodoo doll made of flaming hot Cheetos to toilet paper seeds, there’s virtually nothing you couldn’t buy. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre ads down below that will make us question either (or both) what these people were thinkin’ and what the heck is it.
For those who’ve traveled the Craigslist jungles already and know very well what to expect, check out our previous list of the funniest and strangest Craigslist ads. And hit up the 30 delusional sellers on internet marketplaces right here.
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#1
Saw This On Ebay, Thought It Belonged Here.
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Woody Woody Community Member Follow
Good likeness!
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The Best One Liner.
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and this is how i met your mother :D
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#3
Some Assembly Required
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for puzzle loving people :D
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Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one." Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.” There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.
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A Bargain If You Ask Me
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Lasagne I Lasagne I Community Member Follow
i want to know what happened that afternooon
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#5
Damn You, Coronavirus.
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Sabse Sabse Community Member Follow
It is very creative 😄
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#6
Fake Wasp Nest
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Karin Jansen Karin Jansen Community Member Follow
Whuuut? Why not spend the 30 dollars for this fake wasps nest on the electricity bill? Might work better.
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The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.
#7
Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circ*mstances Play Him Johnny Cash
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Rabbit Carrot Rabbit Carrot Community Member Follow
Just don’t give it a hot bath.
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#8
Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction
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Fish Boden Fish Boden Community Member Follow
I genuinely think this is pretty cool.
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#9
It’s A Me?
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Wolfowl Wolfowl Community Member Follow
What about Luigi milk?
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Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end. ADVERTIsem*nT In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.
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In Iowa
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La Petite Morte La Petite Morte Community Member Follow
Gotta admire the dedication to the lie.
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#11
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
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Oskar vanZandt Oskar vanZandt Community Member Follow
Mad Max on a budget...
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#12
No Words Necessary
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Pensive Pensive Community Member Follow
Looks like fun! What could possibly go wrong?
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#13
This Beautiful Thing
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I Just Changed My Name I Just Changed My Name Community Member Follow
Oh heavens can't imagine what it's like to receive bday/Christmas gifts from you lol
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#14
For Someone Who Already Has Everything.
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Francis Francis Community Member Follow
very creativ, but a bit overpriced :D
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#15
Perfectly Balanced...
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Francis Francis Community Member Follow
yes i laughed very hard :D
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#16
MacBook Pro Minor Blemishes
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Lasagne I Lasagne I Community Member Follow
yeh just minor blemishes happened when the swat team came in thru my door..
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#17
It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...
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Rabbit Carrot Rabbit Carrot Community Member Follow
This would make an amazing project for someone though. Imagine having your own Tie Fighter play house / vehicle in your back garden.
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#18
I’d Get Punched In The Face For $250 Ngl
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Marlowe Fitzpatrik Marlowe Fitzpatrik Community Member Follow
Well, I'd pay to punch him. Does it cost more or less if he lets himself get decked by a 'girl' to impress her s/o?
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#19
A Good Deal
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Francis Francis Community Member Follow
7 bids for no yankee with no brim? :D LOL
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#20
The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item
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Aragorn II Elessar Aragorn II Elessar Community Member Follow
Why is everyone getting downvoted?
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#21
Not Having This Thing In My House.
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Electric Ed Electric Ed Community Member Follow
Human sized hamster wheel - ok. But 50lbs of shredded newspaper just begs for an explanation!
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#22
Nice Ponch
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Sabse Sabse Community Member Follow
What a salesman!
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#23
Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?
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La Petite Morte La Petite Morte Community Member Follow
Wow, in no possible way could that not be exactly what the seller says it is! Take my money!!
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#24
Keep Louisville Weird
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I Just Changed My Name I Just Changed My Name Community Member Follow
My fellow Kentuckian, you make me proud to be one!
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#25
A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me
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Sabse Sabse Community Member Follow
Bad Karma included
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#26
Giant Airpod
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Kalavathi Krishnakumar Kalavathi Krishnakumar Community Member Follow
Ah yes I will bathe in the music of souls longing for freedom.
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#27
The Content Of The Post More Than The Actual Listed Item...
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spirit wolf spirit wolf Community Member Follow
This is a joke right??? RIGHT??? I mean I'd have to euthanize that son if I had one who does that. That's just NASTY!! Seriously though, it is a joke right????
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#28
Nice Ass Lamp
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La Petite Morte La Petite Morte Community Member Follow
When I read the title I was honestly expecting a lamp with fake buttcheeks attached to the shade or something. I'm kind of disappointed...
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#29
Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace
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Max Han Max Han Community Member Follow
You can zoom around stores without worrying about someone beating you to the tp
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#30
Found This On My Local Classifieds
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Jon S. Jon S. Community Member Follow
This is a classic. In the UK there is a saying "stick a banana on it" when you want to sell something illegal or tax-free. You sell a very expensive banana instead, and the 'real' product comes as a free gift with it. I've not seen anyone do it recently. I presume there is an updated ebay equivalent.
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SanchaTheSeeker SanchaTheSeeker Community Member
DiWHY?!
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Mainecoonsandhuskies Mainecoonsandhuskies Community Member Follow
these are interesting, saw a lot of blades and chainsaws so that's great i guess
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Night Owl Night Owl Community Member Follow
I love it. Some of the them look like they're intentionally funny
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SanchaTheSeeker SanchaTheSeeker Community Member
DiWHY?!
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Mainecoonsandhuskies Mainecoonsandhuskies Community Member Follow
these are interesting, saw a lot of blades and chainsaws so that's great i guess
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Night Owl Night Owl Community Member Follow
I love it. Some of the them look like they're intentionally funny
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